If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
Category: Acting And Actors
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
When the insects take over the world we hope they will remember, with gratitude, how we took them along on all our picnics.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.
Category: Taxes And Taxation