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Bob Hope Quotes

(1903), American Comedian, Actor

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

Category: Age And Aging

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Category: Age And Aging

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Category: Age And Aging

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

Category: Bankers And Banking

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Category: Charity

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Category: Children

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Category: Golf

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Category: Happiness

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Category: Nations

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]

Category: Nations

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Category: Religion