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David Letterman Quotes

(1947), American TV Personality

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Category: Action

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests]

Category: Advice

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

Category: Cities And City Life

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.

Category: Crime And Criminals