There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Category: Cities And City Life
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Category: Intelligence And Intellectuals
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Category: Life And Living
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Category: Poverty And The Poor
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.