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Doug Horton Quotes

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

Category: Drivers And Driving

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

Category: Economy And Economics

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.

Category: Enemies

There is no bad in good.

Category: Good And Evil

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Category: Good And Evil

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

Category: Grace

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Category: Happiness

It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.

Category: Happiness

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

Category: Happiness

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Category: Heaven

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Category: Heaven

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

Category: Heaven

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

Category: Heroes And Heroism

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Category: Ideas

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

Category: Love