Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
Category: Common Sense
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
Category: Complaints And Complaining
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
Category: Crime And Criminals
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do .
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but towns people worry all the time.
Category: Farming And Farmers
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Category: Fights And Fighting