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Frank Dane Quotes

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

Category: Books And Reading

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Category: Business

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]

Category: Cities And City Life

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Category: Conservatives

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Category: Elections

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

Category: Enemies

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Category: Greatness

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

Category: Home

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Category: Ignorance

Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.

Category: Inflation

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Category: Jokes And Jokers

A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Category: Liberals

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Category: Love

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

Category: Morality

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

Category: Optimism