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George Ade Quotes

(1866-1944), American Humorist, Playwright

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

Category: Communication

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Category: Family

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

Category: Funerals

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

Category: Intelligence And Intellectuals

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

Category: Past

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

Category: Posterity

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

Category: Service

The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.

Category: Travel And Tourism

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

Category: Winners And Winning