I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Category: Alcohol And Alcoholism
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
Category: Arts And Artists
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Category: Comedy And Comedians
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Category: Friends And Friendship
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Patriotism is a arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Category: Politicians And Politics
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Category: Thoughts And Thinking