The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy.
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what They want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.
No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.
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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.
A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos: He will set them above their betters.