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Henny Youngman Quotes

American Actor, Comedian

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Category: Love

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.

Category: Money

If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.

Category: Regret

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

Category: Wives