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Irvin S. Cobb Quotes

A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across.

Category: Alcohol And Alcoholism

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

Category: Epitaphs

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Category: Fashion

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

Category: Funerals