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Jack Benny Quotes

(1894-1974), American Comedian

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.

Category: Confession

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Category: Exaggeration

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Category: Speakers And Speaking