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Jackie Mason Quotes

American Comedian

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Category: Marriage

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Category: Money

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

Category: Self-improvement

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Category: Victory