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Joan Rivers Quotes

(1933), American Comedian, Talk Show Host, Actress

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

Category: Adversity

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Category: America

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

Category: Comedy And Comedians

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Category: Comedy And Comedians

Can we talk?

Category: Conversation

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again.

Category: Housework