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John Mortimer Quotes

(1923), British Barrister, Novelist

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.

Category: Age And Aging

The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.

Category: Stock Market

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

Category: Theater

The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, saying: ''There is life, but it's not for you.''

Category: Working Class

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

Category: Writers And Writing