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Johnny Carson Quotes

(1925), American TV Personality, Businessman

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Category: Cities And City Life

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Category: Death And Dying

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Category: Life And Living

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Category: Marriage

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Category: Money

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ''Are your ready?''

Category: Opportunity

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

Category: Success