It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Category: Death And Dying
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
Category: Drivers And Driving
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.