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Kin Hubbard Quotes

(1868-1930), American Humorist, Journalist

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Category: Ability

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Category: Agreement

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Category: Appearance

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Category: Bargains

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Category: Beauty

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Category: Behavior

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Category: Busyness

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Category: Busyness

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

Category: Conservatives

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

Category: Death And Dying

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Category: Destiny

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Category: Dishonesty

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

Category: Drivers And Driving

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

Category: Elections

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Category: Entertainment