The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Politics makes strange postmasters.
I do not look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Category: Poverty And The Poor
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Why doesn't the fellow who says, ''I'm no speechmaker'' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?