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Kin Hubbard Quotes

(1868-1930), American Humorist, Journalist

The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.

Category: Money

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Category: Peace

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Category: Peace

If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.

Category: Politicians And Politics

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Category: Politicians And Politics

Politics makes strange postmasters.

Category: Politicians And Politics

I do not look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

Category: Politicians And Politics

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

Category: Poverty And The Poor

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

Category: Prosperity

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Category: Retirement

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Category: Silence

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

Category: Sin

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Category: Smile

Why doesn't the fellow who says, ''I'm no speechmaker'' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?

Category: Speech

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Category: Success