Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.