I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
Category: Age And Aging
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Category: Alcohol And Alcoholism
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
The penalty for success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.
Category: Bores And Boredom
I married beneath me. All women do.
Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
Category: Men And Women
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.