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Lily Tomlin Quotes

(1939), American Comedienne

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Category: Detail

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Category: Job

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Category: Language

Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Category: Life And Living

We're all in this alone.

Category: Loneliness

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Category: Love

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Category: Politicians And Politics

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

Category: Prayer

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Category: Reality

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Category: Stress

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Category: Success

If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?

Category: Truth

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Category: Unity