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Mae West Quotes

(1892-1980), American Actress

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

Category: Censorship

Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.

Category: Choice

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Category: Dress

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Category: Evil

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Category: Evil

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Category: Finance

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Category: Humor

It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Category: Laughter

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Category: Love

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Category: Love

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

Category: Marriage

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Category: Marriage

I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Category: Men

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Category: Men

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Category: Men And Women