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Ogden Nash Quotes

(1902-1971), American Humorous Poet

And one of his partners asked ''Has he vertigo?'' and the other glanced out and down and said ''Oh no, only about ten feet more.''

Category: Suicide

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

Category: Thrift

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Category: Wages

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Category: Weekends

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

Category: Wives

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Category: Work