To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
Category: Taxes And Taxation
We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Category: Writers And Writing