A goose flies by a chart which the Royal Geographical Society could not mend.
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Category: Jokes And Jokers
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Category: Kisses And Kissing
Knowledge like timber shouldn't be mush use till they are seasoned.
Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow.
Life and language are alike sacred. Homicide and verbicide --that is, violent treatment of a word with fatal results to its legitimate meaning, which is its life --are alike forbidden.
This is a court of law young man, not a court of justice.
Category: Law And Lawyers
I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived.
It is faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes a life worth looking at.
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God.
Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.
I firmly believe that if the whole material medical could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind, and all the worse for the sea.