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Phyllis Diller Quotes

(1861-1951), American Columnist

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

Category: Anger

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Category: Children

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Category: Housework

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Category: Humor

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Category: Marriage

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Category: Words