A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape.
Education is hanging around until you've caught on.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
And nothing to look backward to with pride, and nothing to look forward to with hope.
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended -- and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.
Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.
Category: Fights And Fighting
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Category: Fools And Foolishness
Friends make pretence of following to the grave but before one is in it, their minds are turned and making the best of their way back to life and living people and things they understand.
Category: Friends And Friendship
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country.
There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see.
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate.