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Robert Orben Quotes

(1927), American Editor, Writer, Humorist

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Category: Cities And City Life

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Category: Health

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Category: Health

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Category: Inflation

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Category: Money

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Category: Speakers And Speaking

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Category: Time And Time Management

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Category: Wealth