Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.
Better a friendly refusal than an unwilling consent.
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
Category: Alcohol And Alcoholism
Chins without beards deserve no honor.
It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it.
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will.
Drink nothing with out seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Communism is a cow of many; well milked and badly fed.
Category: Communism And Socialism
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
A pig bought on credit is forever grunting.
A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing.
Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.
What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.
Category: Fools And Foolishness
If I die, I forgive you. If I live we shall see.
An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.
Category: Friends And Friendship