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Will Rogers Quotes

(1879-1935), American Humorist, Actor

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Category: Action

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Category: Adversity

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.

Category: Advertising

I never met a man I didn't like.

Category: Affection

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

Category: America

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

Category: Ancestry

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.

Category: Autobiography

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

Category: Automobiles

There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.

Category: Biography

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Category: Change

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Category: Cinema

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.

Category: Communism And Socialism

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Category: Communism And Socialism

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Category: Congress

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.

Category: Congress