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Woody Allen Quotes

(1935), American Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Comedian

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Category: Immortality

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Category: Intelligence And Intellectuals

Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.

Category: Life And Living

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Category: Love

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Category: Love

Marriage is the death of hope.

Category: Marriage

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Category: Marriage

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.

Category: Maturity

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Category: Metaphysics

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Category: Money

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Category: Movies

I am at two with nature.

Category: Nature

It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.

Category: Possibilities

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Category: Punishment

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Category: Reason