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Woody Allen Quotes

(1935), American Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Comedian

My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.

Category: Regret

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

Category: Relationships

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

Category: Risk

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never

Category: Science And Scientists

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Category: Sex

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Category: Sex

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Category: Skepticism

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Category: Success