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Alcohol And Alcoholism Quotes

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Author: Robert E. Lee (1807-1870)

Profession: American Confederate Army Commander

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

I drink to forget I drink.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Author: Joe E. Lewis

Profession: American Writer

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.

Author: Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Profession: Sixteenth President of the USA

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Author: Dean Martin (1917-1995)

Profession: French-born American-born American Actor, Singer, Lush

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Author: Dean Martin (1917-1995)

Profession: French-born American-born American Actor, Singer, Lush

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Author: Thomas L. Masson

Profession:

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

Author: H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

Profession: American Editor, Author, Critic, Humorist

And when night, darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

Author: John Milton (1608-1674)

Profession: British Poet

Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.

Author: Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

Profession: American Humorous Poet

I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.

Author: George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)

Profession: American Critic