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Alcohol And Alcoholism Quotes

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Author: Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Profession: American Humorist, Writer

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.

Author: Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Profession: American Humorist, Writer

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder!

Author: Source Unknown

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Many a woman drives a man to drinků water.

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The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.

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It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care.

Author: Source Unknown

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I drink to make other people interesting.

Author: Source Unknown

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The piano has been drinking, not me.

Author: Tom Waits (1949)

Profession: American Musician, Singer, Songwriter, Composer, Actor

I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me-spiritually and financially.

Author: Denzel Washington (1954)

Profession: American Actor

And must I wholly banish hence these red and golden juices, and pay my vows to Abstinence, that pallidest of Muses?

Author: Sir William Watson (1858-1935)

Profession: British Poet

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Author: William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)

Profession: Irish Poet, Playwright.

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.

Author: Frank Zappa (1940)

Profession: American Rock Musician