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Drivers And Driving Quotes

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! [As Margo Channing in All About Eve]

Author: Bette Davis (1908-1989)

Profession: American Actress, Producer

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. [On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin]

Author: Geena Davis (1957)

Profession: American Actress

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.

Author: Whoopi Goldberg (1949)

Profession: American Actress, Comedian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

Author: Doug Horton


It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

Author: Kin Hubbard (1868-1930)

Profession: American Humorist, Journalist

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

Author: Larry King (1933)

Profession: American TV Personality, Prankster

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

Author: Henry Morgan (1635-1688)

Profession: Buccaneer, Born in Llanrumney, South Glamorgan

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]

Author: Matthew Perry


If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left.

Author: Source Unknown