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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Author: Hank Aaron (1934)

Profession: American Baseball Player

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Author: Dave Barry

Profession: American Humorist, Author

I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I can't lose.

Author: Jane Blalock (1945)

Profession: American golfer

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Author: Al Boliska

Profession:

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Author: Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Profession: British Statesman, Prime Minister

I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull.

Author: Jerome Dean

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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

Author: Paul Gallico

Profession:

Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.

Author: A. P. Herbert (1890-1971)

Profession: British Author, Politician

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Author: Bob Hope (1903)

Profession: American Comedian, Actor

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

Author: Billy Joel (1949)

Profession: American Musician, Piano Man, Singer, Songwriter

Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.

Author: Joe Laurie Jr.

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Author: Jack Lemmon (1925)

Profession: American Actor

Drive for show, but putt for dough.

Author: Bobby Locke

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The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.

Author: Nancy Lopez (1957)

Profession: American Golfer

I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any.

Author: Davis III Love (1964)

Profession: American Golfer