It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road.
Author: Darryl Somers
Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?
Author: Gwynn Thomas
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
Author: Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Profession: American Humorist, Writer