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It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road.

Author: Darryl Somers

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Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?

Author: Gwynn Thomas

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.

Author: Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Profession: American Humorist, Writer