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Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. [Ephesians 5:25]

Author: Bible

Profession: Sacred Scriptures of Christian

Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. [Genesis 2:24]

Author: Bible

Profession: Sacred Scriptures of Christian

Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.

Author: Bible

Profession: Sacred Scriptures of Christian

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Author: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Profession: American Author, Editor, Journalist, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Author: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Profession: American Author, Editor, Journalist, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Marriage. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Author: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Profession: American Author, Editor, Journalist, "The Devil's Dictionary"

As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.

Author: Josh Billings (1815-1885)

Profession: American Humorist, Lecturer

The mere idea of marriage, as a strong possibility, if not always nowadays a reasonable likelihood, existing to weaken the will by distracting its straight aim in the life of practically every young girl, is the simple secret of their confessed inferiority in men's pursuits and professions to-day.

Author: William Bolitho (1890-1930)

Profession: British Author

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Author: Pat Boone

Profession: American Country Singer

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers (1927)

Profession: American Psychologist, Television and Radio Personality

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.

Author: Jean De La Bruyere (1645-1696)

Profession: French Classical Writer

I hate work. That's why I got married.

Author: Peg Bundy

Profession: American TV Character, Married with Children

The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.

Author: Archie Bunker

Profession:

The aura of the theocratic death penalty for adultery still clings to America, even outside New England, and multiple divorce, which looks to the European like serial polygamy, is the moral solution to the problem of the itch. Love comes into it too, of course, but in Europe we tend to see marital love as an eternity which encompasses hate and also indifference: when we promise to love we really mean that we promise to honor a contract. Americans, seeming to take marriage with not enough seriousness, are really taking love and sex with too much.

Author: Anthony Burgess (1917-1993)

Profession: British Writer, Critic

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

Author: Robert Burton (1576-1640)

Profession: British Clergyman, Scholar