I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Author: Barbara Bush (1925)
Profession: American First Lady, Wife of President George Bush
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.
Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other.
Author: Sammy Cahn
The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge.
Author: Patrick Campbell (1913-1980)
Profession: Irish Humorist
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Author: Johnny Carson (1925)
Profession: American TV Personality, Businessman
A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
Author: Barbara Cartland (1901)
Profession: British Novelist
There is a time for all things -- except marriage my dear.
Author: Thomas Chatterton (1752 -1770)
Profession: British Poet
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
Profession: British Author
There's nothing like a Catholic wedding to make you wish life had a fast forward button.
Author: Daniel Chopin
Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the ''y'' is silent.
Author: W. A. Clarke
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)
Profession: British Poet, Critic, Philosopher
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832)
Profession: British Sportsman Writer
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
Author: William Congreve (1670-1729)
Profession: British Dramatist