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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Author: Dave Barry

Profession: American Humorist, Author

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Author: Basta

Profession:

Every woman is like a time-zone. She is a nocturnal fragment of your journey. She brings you unflaggingly closer to the next night.

Author: Jean Baudrillard

Profession: French Postmodern Philosopher, Writer

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

Author: John Berger (1926)

Profession: British Actor, Critic

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Author: Josh Billings (1815-1885)

Profession: American Humorist, Lecturer

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

Author: Giovanni Boccaccio (1313-1375)

Profession: French Professor, Writer

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

Author: Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

Profession: British Novelist, Poet

A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

Author: Julie Burchill

Profession: British Journalist, Writer

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

Author: Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Profession: British Poet

There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.

Author: Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Profession: British Poet

I think the worst woman that ever existed would have made a man of very passable reputation -- they are all better than us and their faults such as they are must originate with ourselves.

Author: Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Profession: British Poet

A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover -- but will sooner or later find a tyrant.

Author: Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Profession: British Poet

But as to women, who can penetrate the real sufferings of their she condition? Man's very sympathy with their estate has much of selfishness and more suspicion. Their love, their virtue, beauty, education, but form good housekeepers, to breed a nation.

Author: Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Profession: British Poet

A woman should say: ''Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?'' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Author: Barbara Cartland (1901)

Profession: British Novelist

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

Author: Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort (1741-1794)

Profession: French Writer, Journalist, Playwright