My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Author: John Barrymore (1882-1942)
Profession: American Actor
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Author: Josh Billings (1815-1885)
Profession: American Humorist, Lecturer
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it -- and sometimes three.
Author: Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870)
Profession: French Novelist, Dramatist
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey (1911-1978)
Profession: American Democratic Politician, Vice President
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Author: Source Unknown