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A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

Author: Fred A. Allen (1894-1957)

Profession: American Radio Comic

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

Author: Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

Profession: American Humorous Poet

He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

Author: Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Profession: American Humorous Writer

My desk, most loyal friend thank you. You've been with me on every road I've taken. My scar and my protection.

Author: Marina Tsvetaeva (1892-1941)

Profession: Russian Poet