Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Author: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Profession: American Author, Editor, Journalist, "The Devil's Dictionary"
As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.
Author: Jean De La Bruyere (1645-1696)
Profession: French Classical Writer
I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]
Author: Michael Crichton (1942)
Profession: American Writer, Novelist, Screenwriter, Director, Producer
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
Author: Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Profession: American Scientist, Publisher, Diplomat
Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?
Author: Source Unknown