A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.
Author: Walter Bagehot (1826-1877)
Profession: British Economist, Critic
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
Author: Sir James M. Barrie (1860-1937)
Profession: British Playwright
Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Author: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Profession: American Author, Editor, Journalist, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.
Author: Sidonie Gabrielle Colette (1873-1954)
Profession: French Author
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Author: John Heywood (1497-1580)
Profession: British Dramatist, Proverb Collection
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
Author: Douglas Jerold
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Author: Dick Martin
Profession: American Actor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Author: Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Profession: American Comic Actor
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
Author: Samuel Pepys (1633-1703)
Profession: British Diarist
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Author: Helen Rowland (1875-1950)
Profession: American Journalist
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
Author: Johann Friedrich Von Schiller (1759-1805)
Profession: German Dramatist, Poet, Historian
Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people.
Author: John Selden (1584-1654)
Profession: British Jurist, Statesman
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.