Posted: September 10, 2009 10:10 PM
Almost every blog was abuzzed about John Mayer secretly dating Kristin Cavallari. But he tried to say that this is NOT true.
John tweeted a series of lame analogies for sex and denied them all. Sigh. Eye Roll. (via JustJared.com):
- "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis."
- "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
- "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
- "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
Source: Anything Hollywood