John Mayer Tweets About Dating Kristin Cavallari

Posted: September 10, 2009 10:10 PM

John Mayer Tweets About Dating Kristin Cavallari

Almost every blog was abuzzed about John Mayer secretly dating Kristin Cavallari. But he tried to say that this is NOT true.

John tweeted a series of lame analogies for sex and denied them all. Sigh. Eye Roll. (via JustJared.com):

- "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis."

- "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."

- "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."

- "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

Source: Anything Hollywood