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A man and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they start talking.
'Say,' said the woman. 'Do you have a hobby?'
'Yeah, I'm a bee keeper.'
'Well, you must live in the country then.'
'Nope, right here in the city.'
'Really? You must have a large house then.'
'Nope, apartment.'
'Geez, where do you keep them?'
'In a shoe box in my closet.'
'A shoe box? How many bees do you have?'
'Couple thousand, something like that.'
'Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!'
'I hate bees.'

Category: Animals