"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."