Joe met his girlfriend's parents for the first time at their house over dinner. After the meal, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the Joe's chair. Unfortunately, after the hearty meal, Joe really had to fart. He stealthily let out a slow, barely audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" thought Joe. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. Joe thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before Joe craps on you!"