Customer : 'How much for this dog.?'
Dog Dealer : 'Seventy-Five Rupees.'
Customer : 'Isn't that too much?'
Dog dealer : 'Isn't the dog too wonderful?'
Customer : 'Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?'
Dog dealer : 'Faithful, sir! Why, I've sold him seven times and he has always been back within 12 hours.'